GPZ900R→ZZR1100(C型) 流用メーター交換の巻

GPZ900R (A10逆車)のメーター交換のお話し。

使用するのはZZR1100のC型の純正メーターです。
ZZR1100のD型のメーターを流用する方が多いみたいですが・・・

あえてC型で(笑)・・・・だって安いもん、形もコッチの方が好きだし
パルス?とか何とか?とかあるみたいですが・・とかばっかやん。
GPZ900RとZZR1100はパルスが一緒みたいなので調節不要♪

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まずはGPZ900Rの純正メーターから使う部品を外します。
写真のメーターはヤフオクでGETした国内用のGPZ900Rのメーターです
自分のメータは外して綺麗に掃除して、ちゃんと保管しておきます♪

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で、ZZR1100のメータもバラしていきます。

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ZZRのメーターにGPZの外した部品を合体させていきます。
配線の延長ですが、同じ色を繋げればOKです。
ZZRの水温計をGPZの燃料計と入れ替えます。
水温計基盤はそのまま使います!基盤の下の部分だけの入れ替えで、針とか外すので後で調整が必要です。


ココまでは暇な時に家の中で作業してました。

GWに入ったので、最後のステー加工・取付けなどを連休中に。

で、裏側のステーを加工しないとGPZに付かないので。

上がZZR1100のステー
下がGPZ900Rのステー

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要らない部分を切断します。

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ココからが問題なんですよね~・・・
溶接して合体させたいので、親父に頼みます!

部品を持って親父の職場まで走ります。
北名古屋市で、ツー仲間の鉄馬23号さんの家の近所で~す

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ここで、社長さまが「俺が溶接したる」と言うのでお願いします(汗)

バチバチっと溶接して頂き、合体しました♪
親父の会社の社長様、有難うございました。

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帰ってきて、錆止めを兼ねて塗装します。

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・・・なんで赤色やねん!!って聞こえてきそうですが。
赤色しかなかったのでぇ(笑) 正確に言うと「ワインレッド」です。

で、加工したステーをメーターに取り付けます。

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GPZ900Rにメーターをあわせてみると・・・
インナーカウルも取り外さないとキツイかな?

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インナーカウルも外して、ZZRのメーターを合わせて・・
あたる部分をカットしたり、穴をあけたり・・また切ったりを繰り返して・・

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やっと出来たと思いきや・・この写真の後に切ったりしてます(笑)

でぇ~~~、何とかZZRメーター装着できました♪

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思ったより面倒でしたね、やらなきゃよかったかな(苦笑)

テストランもして、メーター動作OKでした♪

ZZR1100 C型純正メータの感想
◎タコメーターがセンターにきて、大きくて見やすいですね。
◎スピードメーターは260キロから320キロになったので、パワーアップ!Σ⊂(・ε・。)なんでやねん!
◎ウインカーランプとニュートラルランプがセンターにきて見やすい!
◎燃料系が右側にきたので見やすい!
 (水温計を燃料系に加工してあるので、メモリが水温のメモリ・・文字はマジックで消した
★水温計を燃料系に変えましたが、社外の水温・油温計ついてるので問題なし。
◎夜間のイルミネーションが変わったので新鮮♪

こんな感じにメーター光ります。

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いやー、新鮮ですね。
GPZ900Rのメーターに飽きてましたので。

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タコメータの部分にNinjaシール張っといたけど・・カッチョイイ♪

自己満足な純正流用メーター交換でしたぁ~~。
インナーカウルを装着したいので、また暇な時に加工します・・いつだろ?

飽きたらまたGPZのメーターに戻します(笑)

覚書・・
GPZ900R 取外し : 走行距離 33401キロ
ZZR1100 取付け : 走行距離 24828キロ

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  • アラ

    タコメータの部分にNinjaシール いい感じですなぁ
    バイク・・・ 乗りたくなりますね。     いかん 我慢 我慢
    2012年05月04日 08:20
  • シャケ

    アラさんへ
    コメ(´▽`)アリガト!

    Ninjaシール( ・∀・)イイ!!ですか!!アザース♪

    〉バイク・・・ 乗りたくなりますね。
    ■バイク・・ 乗りたいでしょ??
     我慢は体に悪いですよ!!

    まぁ、慌てなくても大丈夫でしょ!?
    どうせ買うんだから(笑)

    で、いつ買うの?慌てなさいよ(苦笑)
    早く買っちゃいなさいよ(^凹^)

    ツーリングシーズンですよ♪
    2012年05月04日 14:46
  • たかちゃん

    ほんと、あんたは都合のいい時だけおやっさん頼るねぇ(-.-)普段も親孝行しろよ~
    で、オレも溶接頼んじゃおっかなぁ?
    2012年05月05日 02:27
  • シャケ

    たかちゃん@タコテルさんへ
    コメ(´▽`)アリガト!

    アハハ、親父と絡むの苦手なんで(汗`・ω・ι)

    親孝行は・・そのうちに。

    >で、オレも溶接頼んじゃおっかなぁ?
    ■で、オレもドサクサに紛れちゃうって?
     自分で溶接しなさい!!

    今○組に溶接機あるんじゃない??
    だいたい、何を溶接するんですか?(笑)
    2012年05月05日 13:47
  • カズキチ

    完成品みてからブログみました

    あのタコメーターのninjaの文字は後付けだったんですね

    ブログが家で見れるようにインターネットひかなきゃですね

    2012年05月06日 12:04
  • シャケ

    カズキチくんへ
    コメ(´▽`)アリガト!

    完成品・・どうでした??
    自分なりには気に入ってますが♪

    >あのタコメーターのninjaの文字は後付けだったんですね
    ■ハイ、そのままだと味気なかったので・・
     Ninjaシール貼ってみたらいい感じになった♪

    ネット回線、早く繋がると良いですね。
    2012年05月06日 21:08
  • タカ@GPZ900R

    初めまして、茨城県にて忍者に乗っているタカと申します。実は私もZZRのメーターに交換したく、シャケ様のブログを拝見させて頂いたのですが、実際交換してみたらGPZ側の配線でピンクと黄・白の配線が余ったのですが、この配線は使用しないのですか??
    教えて頂けると助かりますm(__)m
    2012年08月22日 12:34
  • シャケ

    タカ@GPZ900Rさんへ
    ブログ閲覧ありがとうございますm(_ _)m

    確かピンクの配線は余らなかったと思います(^^ゞ
    黄・白は燃料系or水温計のどちらかの配線で余りましたが・・
    水色だったような?・・今バイクを確認出来ないのでスミマセン。

    ちなみにメーターはZZR1100(C型)
    あと自分のNinjaは逆車のGPZです。

    配線はGPZ900Rに合わせてZZR1100の延長したカプラー部分のの配線を組直しております。

    配線は1本しか余らなかったと思います。
    夜間なので自分のNinjaが確認出来ないのでスミマセン。

    再度質問などありましたらこちらに来てくださいまし(^^ゞ
    http://suzukaze2005.blog.fc2.com/blog-category-3.html

    新しいブログに引っ越してますので(^^ゞ
    こちらのブログは今は更新してないので。

    よかったら又、ブログの方に遊びに来てください。
    2012年08月22日 20:54
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