GPZ900R→ZZR1100（C型） 流用メーター交換の巻

GPZ900R (Ａ１０逆車)のメーター交換のお話し。

使用するのはZZR1100のC型の純正メーターです。
ZZR1100のD型のメーターを流用する方が多いみたいですが・・・

あえてC型で（笑）・・・・だって安いもん、形もコッチの方が好きだし
パルス？とか何とか？とかあるみたいですが・・とかばっかやん。
GPZ900RとZZR1100はパルスが一緒みたいなので調節不要♪

まずはGPZ900Rの純正メーターから使う部品を外します。
（写真のメーターはヤフオクでGETした国内用のGPZ900Rのメーターです）
自分のメータは外して綺麗に掃除して、ちゃんと保管しておきます♪

で、ＺＺＲ１１００のメータもバラしていきます。

ZZRのメーターにＧＰＺの外した部品を合体させていきます。
（配線の延長ですが、同じ色を繋げればOKです。
ＺＺＲの水温計をＧＰＺの燃料計と入れ替えます。
水温計基盤はそのまま使います！基盤の下の部分だけの入れ替えで、針とか外すので後で調整が必要です。）

ココまでは暇な時に家の中で作業してました。

GWに入ったので、最後のステー加工・取付けなどを連休中に。

で、裏側のステーを加工しないとGPZに付かないので。

上がZZR1100のステー
下がGPZ900Rのステー

要らない部分を切断します。

ココからが問題なんですよね～・・・
溶接して合体させたいので、親父に頼みます！

部品を持って親父の職場まで走ります。
（北名古屋市で、ツー仲間の鉄馬23号さんの家の近所で～す）

ここで、社長さまが「俺が溶接したる」と言うのでお願いします（汗）

バチバチっと溶接して頂き、合体しました♪
親父の会社の社長様、有難うございました。

帰ってきて、錆止めを兼ねて塗装します。

・・・なんで赤色やねん！！って聞こえてきそうですが。
赤色しかなかったのでぇ（笑）　正確に言うと「ワインレッド」です。

で、加工したステーをメーターに取り付けます。

GPZ900Rにメーターをあわせてみると・・・
インナーカウルも取り外さないとキツイかな？

インナーカウルも外して、ZZRのメーターを合わせて・・
あたる部分をカットしたり、穴をあけたり・・また切ったりを繰り返して・・

やっと出来たと思いきや・・この写真の後に切ったりしてます（笑）

でぇ～～～、何とかＺＺＲメーター装着できました♪

思ったより面倒でしたね、やらなきゃよかったかな（苦笑）

テストランもして、メーター動作OKでした♪

★ZZR1100 C型純正メータの感想
◎タコメーターがセンターにきて、大きくて見やすいですね。
◎スピードメーターは260キロから320キロになったので、パワーアップ！Σ⊂(・ε・。)なんでやねん！
◎ウインカーランプとニュートラルランプがセンターにきて見やすい！
◎燃料系が右側にきたので見やすい！
　（水温計を燃料系に加工してあるので、メモリが水温のメモリ・・文字はマジックで消した）
★水温計を燃料系に変えましたが、社外の水温・油温計ついてるので問題なし。
◎夜間のイルミネーションが変わったので新鮮♪

こんな感じにメーター光ります。

いやー、新鮮ですね。
GPZ900Rのメーターに飽きてましたので。

タコメータの部分にNinjaシール張っといたけど・・カッチョイイ♪

自己満足な純正流用メーター交換でしたぁ～～。
インナーカウルを装着したいので、また暇な時に加工します・・いつだろ？

飽きたらまたGPZのメーターに戻します（笑）

覚書・・
GPZ900R 取外し ： 走行距離　33401キロ
ZZR1100 取付け ： 走行距離　24828キロ


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Comments

[アラ]

タコメータの部分にNinjaシール いい感じですなぁ
バイク・・・　乗りたくなりますね。　　　　　いかん　我慢　我慢

[シャケ]

アラさんへ
コメ(´▽｀)ｱﾘｶﾞﾄ!

Ninjaシール(　・∀・)ｲｲ!!ですか！！アザース♪

〉バイク・・・　乗りたくなりますね。
■バイク・・　乗りたいでしょ？？
　我慢は体に悪いですよ！！

まぁ、慌てなくても大丈夫でしょ！？
どうせ買うんだから（笑）

で、いつ買うの？慌てなさいよ（苦笑）
早く買っちゃいなさいよ(＾凹＾)

ツーリングシーズンですよ♪

[たかちゃん]

ほんと、あんたは都合のいい時だけおやっさん頼るねぇ(-.-)普段も親孝行しろよ～
で、オレも溶接頼んじゃおっかなぁ？

[シャケ]

たかちゃん＠タコテルさんへ
コメ(´▽｀)ｱﾘｶﾞﾄ!

アハハ、親父と絡むの苦手なんで(汗`･ω･ι)

親孝行は・・そのうちに。

＞で、オレも溶接頼んじゃおっかなぁ？
■で、オレもドサクサに紛れちゃうって？
　自分で溶接しなさい！！

今○組に溶接機あるんじゃない？？
だいたい、何を溶接するんですか？（笑）

[カズキチ]

完成品みてからブログみました

あのタコメーターのninjaの文字は後付けだったんですね

ブログが家で見れるようにインターネットひかなきゃですね

[シャケ]

カズキチくんへ
コメ(´▽｀)ｱﾘｶﾞﾄ!

完成品・・どうでした？？
自分なりには気に入ってますが♪

＞あのタコメーターのninjaの文字は後付けだったんですね
■ハイ、そのままだと味気なかったので・・
　Ninjaシール貼ってみたらいい感じになった♪

ネット回線、早く繋がると良いですね。

[タカ＠GPZ900R]

初めまして、茨城県にて忍者に乗っているタカと申します。実は私もＺＺＲのメーターに交換したく、シャケ様のブログを拝見させて頂いたのですが、実際交換してみたらＧＰＺ側の配線でピンクと黄・白の配線が余ったのですが、この配線は使用しないのですか？？
教えて頂けると助かりますm(__)m

[シャケ]

タカ＠GPZ900Rさんへ
ブログ閲覧ありがとうございますm(_ _)m

確かピンクの配線は余らなかったと思います(^^ゞ
黄・白は燃料系or水温計のどちらかの配線で余りましたが・・
水色だったような？・・今バイクを確認出来ないのでスミマセン。

ちなみにメーターはZZR1100（C型）
あと自分のNinjaは逆車のGPZです。

配線はGPZ900Rに合わせてZZR1100の延長したカプラー部分のの配線を組直しております。

配線は1本しか余らなかったと思います。
夜間なので自分のNinjaが確認出来ないのでスミマセン。

再度質問などありましたらこちらに来てくださいまし(^^ゞ
http://suzukaze2005.blog.fc2.com/blog-category-3.html

新しいブログに引っ越してますので(^^ゞ
こちらのブログは今は更新してないので。

よかったら又、ブログの方に遊びに来てください。

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